I can't exactly remember the very first time I sucked cock through a gloryhole. But I've always had an addiction to sucking off horny younger straight guys. Guys that were so horny they just needed to cum NOW regardless of who was doing the sucking. In particular, college guys, jocks, military, blue collar, Asian, Latin/Mexican, dorks, 18-40. Generally I just like to suck the cock, take the load, and let them be on their way. No strings, no chat, nothing but my mouth and your delicious cock.
I remember years ago discovering an adult video store that featured strippers dancing for guys behind glass in private rooms. (Midwestern town) In the back was a hallway containing maybe 8 or so private arcade rooms without doors. Guys would stand around and jerk off in these room. I'm not sure if anyone actually got sucked that way. I do remember spying on one guy who sat down in a booth, removed all his clothing, folded it up, and went into a hardcore jerking session. Not particularly attractive, but I was interested in what was happening. He didn't seem to mind that anyone was watching him. And I happened to walk around the corner and see huge shots of cum flying everywhere when he blew his load. (Like 5-8 feet in distance)
Next to the arcades was a small adult theater. This theater was small and dark. The idea was that you paid for your admission, and once in there, you could suck or get sucked off while watching the movie. I don't ever remember much happening there worth talking about. Other than constantly moving to get away from other cocksuckers. That's another big problem for a cocksucker. There are always more cocksuckers than cocks, and they will pretty much chase you out of the place and cockblock everything you do to get YOUR dick in THEIR mouth. I have to be in just the right mood to enjoy a blowjob. And whenever that happens, I have the reverse problem. (No cocksuckers I'd want putting mouths on my dick, under 80 let alone 40.)
In another part of town, the bad part, was another adult theater. I still remember to this day a hot straight guy getting serviced by a cocksucker. When he came, cum was flying everywhere, including all over the cocksucker's face and the floor behind him. The cocksucker had to take off his shirt and wipe the cum off his face so he could leave. Shirtless.
Which brings me to a point about cum and sucking off guys in public places like this.
1. Always keep a spare tshirt in your car. You never know when you might end up with a blast of cum all over your shirt. This is messy business. Also take handy wipes. And I usually take a soda with me to keep my mouth nice and wet.
2. If you're giving a guy a handjob through the gloryhole, make sure you're pointing the cock away. If not, there will be a mess on the front of your shirt. And no matter which direction you aim the cum, you'll likely needs to rinse cum off your hand.
3. If you're sucking dick, expect that someone will cum in your mouth. You can spit it out. Or you can swallow. Or you can wait until he's about to cum and switch to a handjob.
I generally prefer to suck a guy off at my place. But if weeks pass and I haven't seen a cock, I check out the glory holes. The vast majority of the time it ends in frustration. There are always cockblocking a-holes ruining your evening, who have no respect for anyone but their own needs. RESPECT people. If someone isn't interested in you, find someone else or leave. There's no reason to ruin everyone else's mood because you're DETERMINED to get some guy's dick in your mouth. TAKE A HINT. If someone is leaving when you arrive, isn't responding to any of your signals, covers the hole, turns away, crosses his legs, zips back up, (you should get the picture), then come back another day or find a new cock, one that is buying what you're selling. I've flipped guys off. Told them NO. Put my back across the hole. Placed a chair in front of the hole. Relocated. And they still won't go away. This is the biggest issue of public (yet still private) oral sex. And this is why most good cock leaves and never comes back. Their impression is of a complete a-hole forcing himself on your, without your interest let alone consent. The attitude seems to be, if I'm not sucking your cock, nobody else is. And that's what happens.
Ultimately, if guys want MORE cock that's QUALITY cock, they must respect people. Get out of people's way. You'll get your turn. And if guys are showing up and enjoying themselves, you'll get 4 times as many cocks as you did when you were running hot straight cock out the back door as fast as you can.
I've found that you can spend a lot of money at a gloryhole sitting around waiting for the right cock to show up. 90% of the time, it's a wasted trip. And my best tip is to go into a gloryhole arcade, scope the place out, and if there's no one "do-able" in there at that exact moment, leave. Or hang around for $5 worth of time, then leave. It's easy to sit there for two hours continually feeding money into the machine without even seeing anything but nasty troll wiener. Why would I want to sit there continuing to feed money into the arcade so I can have some hideous troll locking down the booth next door waiting for me to give up my cock when that's never going to happen? The idea is that it's better to randomly stop by more often, and stay if there's cock worthy of your attention, than to sit and wait for it. If you find just the right cock that needs your attention, then it's well worth it to spend $15 an hour to do some sucking.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Glory hole chat.
I love sucking straight dick. I also love getting serviced by a talented mouth. Part of my frustration from visiting a gloryhole would be the overabundance of trollish types and the rarity of anyone I actually want to either service or be serviced by. I’m generally not big on “mutual” service. I either like to JUST enjoy sucking and worshipping a cock. OR I like just relaxing and letting someone else do all the work. I’m really not usually into anal sex. So a gloryhole (on paper) seems like a great option. While there is some anal in GHs, it’s heavily focused on anonymous oral. For guys who want to be discreet, you can remain relatively anonymous in your booth.
I’m not interested in arguing with anyone or hearing opinions, unless you have something productive to contribute (nothing worse than having an online peeing match with a total anonymous stranger who wants to set you straight). This is a blog for MY thoughts. Sharing, welcome. Bitching? Go away.
But being in a glory hole doesn’t mean you have no idea of who you’re dealing with in the next booth. You often can’t see faces, but that’s usually ok. I’m mainly concerned with the dick and body. At my local bookstore, probably 90% of the time I look through a glory hole, there is a hairy, wrinkled, age spotted troll hand sitting on the other side. Now I have nothing against 80 year olds having sex. But I just can’t make myself even consider going through with it on any level. I go limp.
Around here, you put in $5 bills and sit there and wait and hope for the best. Almost every time, you put your money in and someone who is NOT your type takes the next door both. And sits there waiting to suck your dick. So then I have to change booths, or sit there and wait out the full 20 minutes ($5 gets you 20 minutes on an arcade), then change booths. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve put in $5 and had to just call it a loss after just a minute and either leave or change booths and add another $5.
I have a lot of glory hole stories (and hook up stories) from over the years. But the over-riding theme would be, it’s a lot of work and expense. And people I’m not interested in can’t take a hint and ruin the experience. I’m assuming if they’re ruining it for me, then they’re ruining it for everyone. If someone isn’t interested, move along. If you’re elderly and sitting around all day in the arcade, then you have to be open to the fact not every 18 year old will want you slobbering on their rod. C*ck blocking wrecks it for everyone. You can’t have the idea that if you can’t have this guy’s dick, then no one can. I’ve had guys leave the arcade next door when I’ve entered, so I let them go and move on. I have so many stories where one guy has ruined the fun, so NOBODY had any fun.
Anyhow. The point of this Tumblr blog is that I want a place to tell the stories of my hookups. I’m a young 45 and live in western Arizona. I love straight guys. Military guys. Male strippers. Friendly fire clips. Asian and Latino guys. College guys. White frat dudes. Dominant jocks who need services. Amateur photos and videos. I usually don’t like mainstream polished gay porn with bodybuilding tan guys having anal.
Sucking at the Gloryhole
A snapshot of a gloryhole movie playing IN a gloryhole. So yesterday I went to the local GH. As usual, a game of musical chairs. A monster from the crypt goes into the booth to my right, and won’t take a hint and leave (because as you know, GH trolls want what they want, and they don’t take no for an answer.) The only way to get your point across is to relocate to another GH (and of course, there goes the $5 you just put in the machine).
I’ve tried various tactics to make it such an obvious “hint” that I’m not interested. As soon as I see hideous hands (there’s about a 90% chance if someone has hot hands, there rest of them is also hot. Or at least do-able). Splotchy, leathery, dried, crusty hands - never what I’m looking for. I think the problem is that 10 years after you retire, you don’t have anything else to do but troll around GHs. Must be nice to have that much free time.
Lately I’ve been turning around and facing the opposite direction in my booth so that all the GH troll sees is my back. I try checking email on my phone (to show I’m not interested, you’re so uninteresting I’d rather check my email and wait for you to go away). I finally gave up and left. Trolls can out-wait anyone.
I decided to try some daytime GH action. I MUCH prefer sucking GH cock at night. I’m usually less busy and have more time, and it’s more discreet after dark. I was going to try for lunch hour, but couldn’t get there in time. The idea being, you’re at a GH in position so that when a hot straight guy has an hour to escape from work (and his wife) and release, and you’re ready for him. I was there mid-afternoon today. In walks a guy into the booth to my left. I quickly scanned the situation and could tell it was a thin blue collar Latino cowboy type. Just what the doctor ordered. I was so ready to suck that dick I could hardly keep it together while he got situated in the booth. I love it when a guy shows up and STANDS in the GH instead of sitting. That usually means he’s here to get blown. He starts up a movie (a straight movie, I’m still trying to figure out if there’s some kind of “code” for the types of movies people watch. If you’re a cocks*ck*r, do you watch a gay movie? If you’re straight and want oral, do you watch a straight movie?)
Keeping his jeans buckled, he unzipped and pulled out a soft uncut Latin c*ck. I was already putting my finger through the hole to motion him to put that dick in my mouth already. I guess he wanted to get warmed up first. I wanted to hurry and get that cock in my mouth before the guy two booths over got it. He continues fondling him and starts getting hard. It was about 7” with some decent thickness.
He then turns and moves over to the GH. He puts it through the hole and I immediately start sucking. I enjoyed a nice sucking session for probably the next 15 minutes. His head was getting really tight. Then from out of nowhere, a huge shot of cum hit the back of my throat. All the way back, it was a strong shot. Then a couple more pulses of cum in my mouth. He withdrew his cock, zipped up and left. That’s my idea of the perfect GH suck. Getting right to the point.
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