Glory hole chat.

I love sucking straight dick. I also love getting serviced by a talented mouth. Part of my frustration from visiting a gloryhole would be the overabundance of trollish types and the rarity of anyone I actually want to either service or be serviced by. I’m generally not big on “mutual” service. I either like to JUST enjoy sucking and worshipping a cock. OR I like just relaxing and letting someone else do all the work. I’m really not usually into anal sex. So a gloryhole (on paper) seems like a great option. While there is some anal in GHs, it’s heavily focused on anonymous oral. For guys who want to be discreet, you can remain relatively anonymous in your booth. 

I’m not interested in arguing with anyone or hearing opinions, unless you have something productive to contribute (nothing worse than having an online peeing match with a total anonymous stranger who wants to set you straight). This is a blog for MY thoughts. Sharing, welcome. Bitching? Go away.

But being in a glory hole doesn’t mean you have no idea of who you’re dealing with in the next booth. You often can’t see faces, but that’s usually ok. I’m mainly concerned with the dick and body. At my local bookstore, probably 90% of the time I look through a glory hole, there is a hairy, wrinkled, age spotted troll hand sitting on the other side. Now I have nothing against 80 year olds having sex. But I just can’t make myself even consider going through with it on any level. I go limp. 

Around here, you put in $5 bills and sit there and wait and hope for the best. Almost every time, you put your money in and someone who is NOT your type takes the next door both. And sits there waiting to suck your dick. So then I have to change booths, or sit there and wait out the full 20 minutes ($5 gets you 20 minutes on an arcade), then change booths. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve put in $5 and had to just call it a loss after just a minute and either leave or change booths and add another $5. 

I have a lot of glory hole stories (and hook up stories) from over the years. But the over-riding theme would be, it’s a lot of work and expense. And people I’m not interested in can’t take a hint and ruin the experience. I’m assuming if they’re ruining it for me, then they’re ruining it for everyone. If someone isn’t interested, move along. If you’re elderly and sitting around all day in the arcade, then you have to be open to the fact not every 18 year old will want you slobbering on their rod. C*ck blocking wrecks it for everyone. You can’t have the idea that if you can’t have this guy’s dick, then no one can. I’ve had guys leave the arcade next door when I’ve entered, so I let them go and move on. I have so many stories where one guy has ruined the fun, so NOBODY had any fun. 

Anyhow. The point of this Tumblr blog is that I want a place to tell the stories of my hookups. I’m a young 45 and live in western Arizona. I love straight guys. Military guys. Male strippers. Friendly fire clips. Asian and Latino guys. College guys. White frat dudes. Dominant jocks who need services. Amateur photos and videos. I usually don’t like mainstream polished gay porn with bodybuilding tan guys having anal.